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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better
his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad.
The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."
THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
Someone may come along and promise "Change",
but don't count on things smelling any better
the SCY is the limit
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A little Test
At the end of this message, you are asked a question.
Answer it immediately.
Don't stop and think about it.
Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun 'test'... AND kind of spooky at the same time!
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Give it a try and you'll see how many people you fall into the same percentage as you.
Be sure to put in your reply if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the 'test'.
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Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.
You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.
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Start:
How much is: 15 + 6
21
3 + 56
59
89 + 2
91
12 + 53
65
75 + 26
101
25 + 52
77
63 + 32
95
Calculations are hard work, but it's! Nearly over..
Come on, one more!
123 + 5
128
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom.....
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
Answer it immediately.
Don't stop and think about it.
Just say the first thing that pops into your mind.
This is a fun 'test'... AND kind of spooky at the same time!
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Give it a try and you'll see how many people you fall into the same percentage as you.
Be sure to put in your reply if you are among the 98% or the 2%. You'll understand what that means after you finish taking the 'test'.
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Now - just follow the instructions as quickly as possible. Do not go to the next calculation before you have finished the previous one.
You do not need to write or remember the answers, just do it using your mind.
You'll be surprised.
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Start:
How much is: 15 + 6
21
3 + 56
59
89 + 2
91
12 + 53
65
75 + 26
101
25 + 52
77
63 + 32
95
Calculations are hard work, but it's! Nearly over..
Come on, one more!
123 + 5
128
QUICK! THINK ABOUT A COLOR AND A TOOL!
Scroll further to the bottom.....
A bit more...
You just thought about a red hammer, didn't you?
If this is not your answer, you are among 2% of people who have a different, if not abnormal, mind.
98% of the folks would answer a red hammer while doing this exercise.
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די סיבה פ"וו דאס ארבעט איז (הגם די נומערן 98%-2% זענען קיינמאל נישט פעסטגעשטעלט געווארן), ווייל ווען א מענטש בדרך כלל טראכט פון א קאליר אן התבוננות וועט ער טראכטן רויט, (שווארץ און ווייס ווערן במושכל ראשון נישט געטראכט פון אלס קאליר), און פון א טול, וועט ער טראכטן פון א האמער, (ויכולים להבין את זה),
לכן דארך די מאטאמאטישע חשבונות קאנציטרירט די מענטש אויף אינגאנצן עפעס אנדערש, שיסט ער במושכל ראשון, און עס קען אוסקומען א זאך וואס בצירוף איז עס געווענליך נישטא
לכן דארך די מאטאמאטישע חשבונות קאנציטרירט די מענטש אויף אינגאנצן עפעס אנדערש, שיסט ער במושכל ראשון, און עס קען אוסקומען א זאך וואס בצירוף איז עס געווענליך נישטא
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" I know someone who is filthy rich"--what, after all, does 'filthy rich' mean--is one also 'filthy poor'? Isn't it up to Hashem whether one is wealthy or poor--for whatever reason (whether it be a reward, test, etc.)--how could anyone refer to that r'l as filthy?
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בתר דעבדין מתמלכין.
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לעצט פארראכטן דורך קיקיון אום מאנטאג אפריל 15, 2013 6:38 pm, פארראכטן געווארן 1 מאל.
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Lev Eliyahu I, Maasim V'Hanhagos p. 86 האט געשריבן:קאוד: וועל אויס אלע
Rabbi Eliyahu Lopian once spent Shabbos with the holy
Chofetz Chaim who told him the following amazing thing: As
we know, Shabbos is equal to the entire Torah. Therefore, any
mitzvah that we do on Shabbos has a reward value as if all of
the 613 mitzvos were fulfilled. According to the Vilna Gaon,
every word of Torah learned is considered a separate mitzvah.
If you learn Torah on Shabbos, each and every word is worth
613 times as much as when learning Torah on any other day! It
is apparent, that learning Torah on Shabbos leads to an almost
infinite amount of reward in Olam Haba because there is no
end to the mitzvos one can accumulate in a lifetime!
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"Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up"
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Woman came to a ruv saying that her husband is a lebedige sefer torah! Rov: y? Every week I have with him a Different parshe
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HaRav Elya Lopian, Z’tl, would fold his Tallis daily over a certain bench in the Bais Midrash. Once, a drink spilled on the bench. HaRav Elya hurried to find something to clean the bench with, although his students insisted that they do so. HaRav Elya replied that he must do it because he owed HaKaras HaTov to the bench for being able to fold his Tallis over it day after day!
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BAR AND BAS MITZVAH: A Rav recently explained why the terms ‘Bar Mitzvah’ and ‘Bas Mitzvah’ are used for someone who becomes of age in Mitzvos--and not the term Ba’al Mitzvah or ‘owner of Mitzvah’, which would seem at first glance to better indicate one’s relationship to a Mitzvah--rather than being the ‘son’ or ‘daughter’ of a Mitzvah. The Rav explained that when it comes to ba’alus, or ownership over something, that is something that can be lost, transferred, gifted or forfeited based upon the facts or circumstances. However, when one is a son or daughter, that relationship will never be lost--and will remain for eternity. Accordingly, we joyfully tell a child upon their reaching the age of Bar or Bas Mitzvah that the Mitzvos that he/she performs will never leave him--as he/she is not their owner…but their child!