Dovid nodded and said, “I think it would be a great gift.”
From the other side of the wall, they heard little Mendy yell, “I don't want letters for Purim!”
קיקיון האט געשריבן:It took me a while to understand thisAbe was talking to his neighbor. "I’ve just bought a new hearing aid, Izzy. It was very expensive at $2,000, but its state of the art and worth every penny."
"Really?" says Izzy, "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
ברוינע באנאנע האט געשריבן:קיקיון האט געשריבן:It took me a while to understand thisAbe was talking to his neighbor. "I’ve just bought a new hearing aid, Izzy. It was very expensive at $2,000, but its state of the art and worth every penny."
"Really?" says Izzy, "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."
dont chap joke you be me masbir ?
YYTG האט געשריבן: Even with the expensive hearing aid he thought hes asking what time is it
ברוינע באנאנע האט געשריבן:dont chap joke you be me masbir ?
Sadie, an elderly lady, goes up to a man at a bus stop in Boro Park.
She tugs on the sleeve of his coat and asks, "Farshtayn Yiddish?"
The man answers, "Yes, ich farshtay."
Sadie then says, "Vot time is it?"
קיקיון האט געשריבן:37655A man joined a multinational company as a trainee.
On his first day he dialed the cafeteria and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"
The voice from the other side responded, "You fool. You've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to, dumbo?"
"No" replied the trainee.
"It's the CEO of the company, you fool!"
The trainee shouted back, "And do you know who YOU are talking to, you fool?"
"No," replied the CEO.
"Good!" replied the trainee as he put down the phone.
קיקיון האט געשריבן:46A yungerman was hired as rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbos, a heated debate erupted as to whether one should stand or sit during the reading of the Aseres Hadibros.
The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our shul's minhag during the reading of the Aseres Hadibros?"
"Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz.
"Yesterday we read the Aseres Hadibros. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down..."
"That," said the old man, "is our minhag."
קיקיון האט געשריבן:46A yungerman was hired as rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbos, a heated debate erupted as to whether one should stand or sit during the reading of the Aseres Hadibros.
The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our shul's minhag during the reading of the Aseres Hadibros?"
"Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz.
"Yesterday we read the Aseres Hadibros. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down..."
"That," said the old man, "is our minhag."
קיקיון האט געשריבן:46A yungerman was hired as rabbi in a small old community in Chicago. On his very first Shabbos, a heated debate erupted as to whether one should stand or sit during the reading of the Aseres Hadibros.
The next day, the rabbi visited 98 year-old Mr. Katz in the nursing home. "Mr. Katz, I'm asking you, as the oldest member of the community," said the rabbi, "what is our shul's minhag during the reading of the Aseres Hadibros?"
"Why do you ask?" asked Mr. Katz.
"Yesterday we read the Aseres Hadibros. Some people stood, some people sat. The ones standing started screaming at the ones sitting, telling them to stand up. The ones sitting started screaming at the ones standing, telling them to sit down..."
"That," said the old man, "is our minhag."
באנוצערס וואס דרייען זיך דא: אייגנארטיג, טאוסטעד, קרוב ה׳, שופר און 9 געסט