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פארעפענטליכט: **פרייטאג אוגוסט 02, 2013 1:35 pm**

בחור: איך וועל עס אויף קוקען.

מגי"ש: אין ענגליש זאגט מען look up אבער אין יודיש זאגט מען נאך קוקען.

בחור: Ok, I'l look after it

פארעפענטליכט: **פרייטאג אוגוסט 02, 2013 1:45 pm**

אנעים זמירות האט געשריבן:
An optimetrist is sometimes confused with an optimist.
In a way they're similar - the optimist views the world through rose-coloured lenses.

WE IN THE USA SEE THINGS WITH RUOE COLORED LENSES
ONLY GIRLS WEAR JUMPERS
WHEN THE WEATHER IS A BIT CHILLY WE WEAR SWEATERS
WE DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS WE WEAR UNDERSHIRTS
WAS optimetrist
A TYPO

פארעפענטליכט: **פרייטאג אוגוסט 02, 2013 1:52 pm**

קיקיון האט געשריבן:
אנעים זמירות האט געשריבן:
An optimetrist is sometimes confused with an optimist.
In a way they're similar - the optimist views the world through rose-coloured lenses.

WE IN THE USA SEE THINGS WITH RUOE COLORED LENSES
ONLY GIRLS WEAR JUMPERS
WHEN THE WEATHER IS A BIT CHILLY WE WEAR SWEATERS
WE DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS WE WEAR UNDERSHIRTS
WAS optimetrist
A TYPO

Yes. Same as 'ruoe' was.

פארעפענטליכט: **פרייטאג אוגוסט 02, 2013 1:58 pm**

ONE MORE QUESTION
WHERE DO YANKEES VACATIONING IN LONDON BUY SUSHI NOW THAT YOU ARE ON HOLIDAY

פארעפענטליכט: **שבת אוגוסט 03, 2013 7:49 pm**

I assume they must have eaten more-traditional food on the days we were close.

May I be so bold to bring to your attention that in the sphere of blogging, forums and whatnot on the internet, it is widely accepted that writing in capital letters denotes SHOUTING. Proper internet etiquette requires one to lay off the capitals, and certainly not to write entire posts in all-caps..

פארעפענטליכט: **שבת אוגוסט 03, 2013 10:10 pm**

מאנ-יימער האט געשריבן:Just letting you know that i don't read any posts that have text on an attached image or in the code option.

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 8:48 am**

אנעים זמירות האט געשריבן:I assume they must have eaten more-traditional food on the days we were close.

May I be so bold to bring to your attention that in the sphere of blogging, forums and whatnot on the internet, it is widely accepted that writing in capital letters denotes SHOUTING. Proper internet etiquette requires one to lay off the capitals, and certainly not to write entire posts in all-caps..

Thanks for reminding me that I wanted to clarify that my use of caps was not meant as shouting but simply laziness as I find it more convenient
to hit the caps lock button to switch fonts

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 9:16 am**

How can anybody tell me that the proper placement of punctuation marks is immaterial?
and annoying

No parking violators will be ticketed and towed

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 9:28 am**

אנעים זמירות האט געשריבן:
קיקיון האט געשריבן:
אנעים זמירות האט געשריבן:
An optimetrist is sometimes confused with an optimist.
In a way they're similar - the optimist views the world through rose-coloured lenses.

WE IN THE USA SEE THINGS WITH RUOE COLORED LENSES
ONLY GIRLS WEAR JUMPERS
WHEN THE WEATHER IS A BIT CHILLY WE WEAR SWEATERS
WE DO NOT WEAR SINGLETS WE WEAR UNDERSHIRTS
WAS optimetrist
A TYPO

Yes. Same as 'ruoe' was.

and I thought that it was part of the pun

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 11:51 am**

On the topic of intercontinental differences
An American tourist in Australia was injured in an automobile accident and was taken to hospital
When he came to and realized where he was he asked
When was I brought in
He was told
You were brought in today
On which he turned pale in fright
Why ?

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 12:00 pm**

I just realised that the above could have happened in the UK as well where there are quite a bit of Cockney

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:08 pm**

Mr. Kikayon. If you wanna type 1 letter in CAP, you don't need to switch keyboard. just hold the SHIFT key

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:14 pm**

Mr. Lodich, if you become angry on the computer one bang us enough...

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:17 pm**

I wrote fonts i.e from Jewish to English and back

. i.e. - that is to say; in other words
----
Mr. Lodich, if you become angry on the computer one bang us enough.
..... at the computer.....

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:19 pm**

In a side note, look at this profile
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=261

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:20 pm**

לוי יצחק האט געשריבן:Mr. Lodich, if you become angry on the computer one bang us enough...

but my computer still doesn't get the message.... lol

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:20 pm**

לאדיךארויס האט געשריבן:Mr. Kikayon. If you wanna type 1 letter in CAP, you don't need to switch keyboard. just hold the SHIFT key

He probably meant switching from Yiddish to English.

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:21 pm**

Levy Yitzchok, what about it?

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:23 pm**

Mr. kikayon you didn't recognize "one bang us enough" is

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:23 pm**

It`s either the same person with 2 nicks, or 2 nicks with the same `whatever`/

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:26 pm**

לכתחילה אריבער האט געשריבן:
לאדיךארויס האט געשריבן:Mr. Kikayon. If you wanna type 1 letter in CAP, you don't need to switch keyboard. just hold the SHIFT key

He probably meant switching from Yiddish to English.

shortcut to switch from English to Yiddish: alt + shift

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:33 pm**

לאדיךארויס האט געשריבן: shortcut to switch from English to Yiddish: alt + shift

That is how your technician programmed your computer
I programmed mine
control 1 is Yiddish
control 2 is English
For some strange reason I find 1 key easier than 2

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:47 pm**

קיקיון האט געשריבן:
On the topic of intercontinental differences
An American tourist in Australia was injured in an automobile accident and was taken to hospital
When he came to and realized where he was he asked
When was I brought in
He was told
You were brought in today
On which he turned pale in fright
Why ?

קיקיון האט געשריבן:I just realised that the above could have happened in the UK as well where there are quite a bit of Cockney

I just found out that the story about Aussies saying "todie is the die to die" instead of "today is the day to die" is very much an exaggeration Most Australians do don't say "die" for day
We will have to wait for our British friends to tell us if it could have happened there

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Wanna is not English

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 1:56 pm**

קיקיון האט געשריבן:
Wanna is not English

shortcut for want to

פארעפענטליכט: **זונטאג אוגוסט 04, 2013 2:06 pm**

Here is how the Webster dictionary describes "shortcut
Examples of SHORTCUT

Wait, I know a shortcut. Turn left here.
We took a shortcut home.
Let's take the shortcut through the woods.
I used a shortcut to calculate the total weight.
There are no shortcuts to learning another language.
Mistakes were made because too many shortcuts were taken.
___
Whether it is a shortcut or abbreviation it is still not proper English
and remember
There are no shortcuts when learning to use a language properly

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